confession: i’ve never had a nap
but babies nap like all the time
…weren’t you ever a baby?
i was a punk rock baby. american idiot played when i left my mother’s womb.
jake you’re not even an american
no but i’m an idiot
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??